|Romanized Name||Jōrion MikkuJōnzu|
|English Name||Jolyon McJones|
|Birthday||September 21st, 1994|
|Height||5 feet, 8 inches|
|Nationality||United States of America|
|Eye Color||Dark Gold|
|Favorite Movie||Guardians of the Galaxy|
|Favorite Food||Pepperoni-and-Sausage Pizza|
|Favorite Actor||Tom Hiddleston|
|Favorite Flower||Red Rose|
|Favorite Musician||Bruce Faulconer|
|Favorite Sportsman||Marshawn Lynch|
Jolyon McJones (Romaji: Jōrion MikkuJōnzu; Kana: ジョーリオン・ミックジョーンズ) is the protagonist of Floogetyflop.
Back when he was one of the newest arrivals to both the new world of Floogetyflop and the even newer city of Floogetyflopolis, Jolyon was
deceived, exploited, and manipulated mentored by Daria Marco. 7 years later, Daria is murdered by Ozwaltz E. R. Slowcarriage. So, in accordance with his mother's will, Theo Marco came to Jolyon for guidance and shelter.
More out of sympathy for Theo than appreciation for Daria, Jolyon becomes the father that Theo never had. In addition, he assists Theo in avenging and investigating Daria's murder.
Some time after the events of Floogetyflop, Jolyon marries BLANK. And the two of them have a daughter named Joanne McJones.